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FORTNITE NINJA CREEPYPASTA VERY REAL AND VERY SCARY

Published: April 5th 2025

Everything started when i was playing Fortnite on my nintendo switch with my friends, we were doing lots of kills and default dancing a lot. Everything was alright until a message saying that a new update was avaible appeared on our XBOX screens. We updated the game, but we thought something was wrong there, cuz it wasn't the kind of day the game would update. But we just said "whatever" and updated the game. When it finished Updating, there was a new mode named: "PLAY WITH NINJA". Me and my friends were like "OMG LET'S PLAY WITH NINJA!!!!!!!!1!!! XD"

We entered the game and there he was! Ninja himself, playing with us! It was great, we did a lot of kills and default danced a lot. Ninja, as expected, was a really good player and no one could beat us.

By the end of the game, Ninja started shooting me and my friends. I said:

"What? Why? Stop shooting us! Why is this even possible??"

And he said:

"This is because i have to eliminate you too".

He killed my two friends and then he started shooting me, since i was the only one left.

"Please stop! Why are you doing this?", i said.

He replied: "Now, i'm just eliminating you in-game. I still have to eliminate you irl"

When i died, i simply turned off my PS4 and went to sleep.

The next day, one of my friends, who was playing with me (and Ninja) the last day was found dead in his bedroom. It was really sad and no one knew who could have done that. The next day, my other friend died too. I knew what was happening: Ninja was eliminating us. Me and my family decided to move to Mexico so then Ninja would not find us. One day after we moved there, i recieved a mail saying:

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME. THE VICTORY ROYALE IS MINE."

When my parents saw this, they knew what to do: move to an even more distant country so then Ninja would not find us. We moved to Russia and we were living in a small town. It would snow every day. One day, I was out of my house doing some stuff when i saw a silhouette in the distance. It was a man doing the "Best Mates" dance and he was coming closer. Since it was snowing, i couldn't see his face. When he was close enough for me to see his face, i saw who it was.

It was Ninja.

"I'm sorry kid, but I have to win this game"

He started shooting me, and i started to run. When he got closer, he decided to use his pickaxe to kill me. I used a knife i was holding to stab him, and then he died, not before saying:

"I... i was going to win... this isn't possible... it looks like my player isn't good enough..."

When he was completely dead, i felt something weird.

I couldn't control myself.

I know this sounds weird, but i started default dancing on the corpse of Ninja.

After that, a big message saying: "VICTORY ROYALE" appeared in front of me. I started to feel weird and then, it felt like i stopped existing in that world.

I started to think about that recently, and i came to a conclusion:

We are just a game.

But, if we are just a game...

...who is the player?

Note: I came up with this story during class in like 2018 and 2019 while basically joking about the game with my friends, specifically one who wouldn't stop doing the default dance. I thought this shit was so funny that when I got home I decided to write it down in English and submit it to the Trollpasta Wiki. I never actually submitted it but the sacred text has been sitting on my laptop since. Now, it's time it sees the light.

I honestly can't tell if the bad English was on purpose or not and it's really bugging me.

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